Laughable Legends of Middle School 99: Vol. 1 - Full Color Edition

📚 Laugh Loud, Read Proud: Welcome to the Wild World of Laughable Legends of Middle School 99! 😂

Step into the hilariously awkward, heartwarmingly honest, and wildly relatable universe of Laughable Legends of Middle School 99: Vol. 1 – Full Color Edition. Created by veteran educator and author David Paris, this collection of full-color short stories is tailor-made to turn even the most reluctant reader into a page-flipping fanatic.

With laugh-out-loud moments, unforgettable characters, and just the right dose of truth about the middle school experience, this book is the secret weapon teachers and parents have been waiting for.

📘 Print Length: Full Color, 108 pages
🗓️ Publication Date: [Include actual date if desired]
📏 Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
🗣️ Language: English

🎯 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀

After two decades in the classroom, David Paris knows what middle schoolers love—and what they avoid. Reading? Too boring. Too irrelevant. Until now.

Laughable Legends of Middle School 99 flips that narrative by:

📖 Featuring short, fast-paced, high-interest stories
😂 Using humor as a gateway to deeper reflection
👫 Offering characters students can relate to and root for
🎨 Including full-color illustrations to keep engagement high
💬 Sparking conversations about identity, school, and adolescence

🌀 𝗦𝗼, 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸?

Brace yourself for tales like:

• 🧪 A student who makes failure his life’s purpose—and excels at it!

• 🎯 A girl obsessed with circles who meets her perfect opposite: a boy who only loves lines

• 🎨 A turf war between a rule-bending graffiti artist and a grumpy custodian

• 🧙♀️ A mean-spirited bully who gets hexed by the school witch

• 👾 Gamers, gossipers, and goofballs navigating middle school madness

Each story brings laughter and meaning, subtly addressing real-life middle school challenges with empathy and entertainment.

📚 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗞𝗶𝗱𝘀 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝘁

• They see themselves in the characters

• The stories are fast, funny, and emotionally real

• The illustrations pull them in—and keep them reading

• It’s not preachy, but it packs a punch

• It makes reading fun again (or for the first time)

🙋 𝗙𝗔𝗤𝘀

❓ Is this just for struggling readers?
Not at all! While it’s perfect for reluctant readers, even avid bookworms will enjoy the quirky characters and creative storytelling.

❓ Can it be used in classrooms?
Yes! It’s an excellent choice for independent reading, read-alouds, or discussions around school life and emotional growth.

❓ What ages is it best for?
Ideal for grades 5–8, but high schoolers and adults who remember the chaos of middle school will enjoy it too.

❓ Is this part of a series?
Yes! This is Volume 1 of the Laughable Legends of M.S. 99 series, with more side-splitting stories on the way.

❓ Why full color?
Because visuals matter—especially when trying to engage students who might otherwise toss the book aside.

🎓 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴

Laughable Legends of Middle School 99: Vol. 1 isn’t just another collection of silly stories—it’s a celebration of adolescence, a mirror to student life, and a bridge between entertainment and emotional insight.

This is the book that says: “Reading isn’t just for school. It’s for you. For your life. For your laughter. And for finding out you’re not alone.”

Give your reader a reason to smile—and read. 💥📚😄